I am still 9,000 years pregnant :( why oh why oh why, I thought I’d be one to go in to early labor, I can’t believe I haven’t already. 39 weeks 3 days and still waiting, I know I have time, I know due dates are just windows, please, no lectures, I know baby will come when she wants to come, i know I need to be patient, I know everyone else goes through this, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.. I just don’t have it in me anymore, I am so tired, I am so huge, I am so incredibly large and in charge for having been so small .. come out come out where ever you are, autumn. I really do want to go in to labor, I have tried every natural way of inducing it, and nothing works. so if ever you get pregnant, and try to do all the “natural” ways to induce labor. IT’S ALL A CROCK OF SHIT AND A BUNCH OF COINCIDENCE. Baby comes when baby wants. end of story. now, i will go off and attempt to sleep ONCE AGAIN, since it’s 2 in the damn morning. and I feel like puking. I’ll try to sleep it off instead. and hope I wake up in a puddle of water and rush to the hospital. pray that I do before I GO MENTALLY INSANE.